Let me tell you a story about glorious Soviet technology. Our technology always works, but maybe not at the time you want it to work. When I was fighting along the Red Wall in Eastern Europe I lost an arm and a leg for Mother Russia. My comrades and I were on our way to victory, having beaten down the onslaught of the European Alliance, and Europe would finally turn red, when we strayed into a mine field that hadn’t quite detonated. Why send a test squad to the mine field, you ask? Soviet technology always works!