I made two references to love songs in this post (one is very famous and the other quite obscure). If you send me the correct answer, I’ll give you a collection item of your choice! If you ask nicely, I might give you a hint MechanicalAngel
The bar grows quiet as Farlix softly starts talking, his voice sluggish: “It was twenty years ago, when I met the love of my life. I lost her the day I met her. Since then, I’ve loved no other girl, except Cinnamon of course. I can’t even describe her. Her breath was pure as whiskey and her eyes shone like the Northern Star,” his face is hidden in shadows, but the yellow light reflects a single tear.
“All right, you wankers, I’ll tell you a love story if there ever was one,” Farlix seems to have regained some of his composure, but his eyes are still focused on an undetermined point in the distance. He clears his throat: “I was fleeing the troops of some low life, good for nothing, ass licking Baron, when I bumped into her. Well, bumped is a bit of understatement, it was more like two planets colliding. She fell down and her skirt was so short I could see her knickers. As she looked up our eyes met and I felt the gears of my heart shift into place. She was the one, I just knew it. And she was a real fox too!”
Farlix motions to the bartender for a refill. He takes a big gulp of his beer and continues: “She felt it too. I saw it reflected in her eyes. But the Baron’s lackeys were too close. I couldn’t save her. I tried, but they were too fast. I finally found you, were her last words as she died in my arms.
Since that fateful day, I have never loved another woman. I’ve had girls aplenty. Large, small, smart, dumb. Hell yeah, I even had some ugly ones. It don’t matter to me as long as I can get some.”
“My friend, I will now reveal to you my secret, the Farlix pheromone trick. If you follow my advice, I guarantee you, you’ll be up to your eyeballs in girls,” he leans over and whispers in your ear, the alcohol heavy on his breath: “get a cat. Birds love that and you will get all the real love you need from your furry friend!”