In keeping with the spirit of making these news posts interesting and featuring people you probably don't get to know that often, I've decided to poke around behind the scenes and in looking under rugs and through the skeletons in the closets, I ran across a couple of guys who swear they're just friends - but well, they spend an
awful lot of time together so their bromance is a little suspicious to me! (Kidding - or am I?)
These two gentlemen are figures you probably don't see often - they work behind the scenes and are basically little worker bots. But trust me when I say they're really important to Isotx. Without further ado, let me introduce to you the inseparable duo, Plus and Minus, Fire and Water, Earth and Sky, Black and white... you can think of more cheesy cliches, I'm sure -
Drew & Ryan!
 | Drew Clark
Our sources tell us that Drew’s night job is to conquer pirates as the elusive white-clad ninja, armed primarily with Street Fighter-taught kung fu skills that have led to him becoming some kind of quadruple black belt or something of that nature. When he’s not pwning n00bs, he’s a project manager here at Isotx – but for what, we can’t tell you yet. Only that it’s cool. And that he’s the manager. And that he’ll go Chuck Norris on you if you ask too many questions, so don’t do it. Hint: It relates to the worm picture we posted last year. |
 | Ryan Buhr
Ryan is a mystery. He is the terror that flaps in the night – wait, no, that’s Darkwing Duck. No, Ryan is one of the lead tech geeks at Isotx, whose job is to make sure that our SUPER SECRET PROJECT OF DOOM works. This frequently leads to him being chased with pitchforks and flaming torches, and as a result, he’s gotten very good at escaping. And fixing things in record time. Don’t be alarmed if you see him running away from an angry mob while still steadily pounding away at coding. We promise we only torture him on Fridays. |
