The Junta are rolling in across the Western plains, what is field Marshall Douglas MacArthur to do? We speak to the man himself to find out exactly where he went wrong and what his plan is to save the Republic.
Q- Firstly, How could you let this happen?
A- I wish I had an answer that doesn’t sound as pathetic as what I’m about to use we never saw it coming. One minute we were rolling over the Panama Canal and heading back into the jungle to root out that sewer rat Che. The next I got a call from intelligence to say that the Warlords were back. As I retreated those bloody Junta smelt blood and chased us all the way back to Tennessee, where we now find ourselves fighting for our lives.
Q-Right, well it’s your job as a General to see things before they happen, what is your plan now?
A- All is far from lost. They may have the numbers but we have seen it before and we have already sent enemies packing before, we can do it again. The Junta are a cowardly rabble of uncivilized barbarians and they will rue the day that they crossed Douglas MacArthur.
Q-Those ‘Uncivilized Barbarians’ have taken nearly half your country from under your nose. You haven’t answered my question, what tactics are you going to use to stop them before they reach Washington?
A- I’m not here to reveal Republic military secrets to a self-righteous journalist. We will dig in, defend our positions with our lives and stop these savages before its too late. In a few months we will be having an interview about how the free forces of the Republic are playing football on the beaches of Rio and toasting the death of the Junta.
Q- Can you rely on the Warlords to back you up in your time of need?
A- Your enemies enemy is your friend is how the saying goes. They stand for chaos and anarchy and go against so many laws that we hold sacred. But this is the most important war that I have ever fought. If the Republic falls then democracy and justice are lost to the world forever, you can hardly expect those pathetic Europeans to maintain order if we are gone.
Q- Face it, you have failed and the people are calling for you to stand down, what do you say to them?
A-I’m sorry, but I thought that this was supposed to be an interview about what we are doing next not an interrogation, are you working for the Junta? If the people of the Republic want to get rid of me and find someone else then good luck to them. But they wont find anyone who knows the way that our enemy works better than me. This interview is over!!!!!!!